There are two types of people in this world: people that like nutty chocolate, and people that suck at liking nutty chocolate.
Okay, okay, that was a bit harsh. What I meant to say was that there are people that do not have the necessary palette to enjoy the earthy flavors of the nut variety. The “nutty impaired”, as I like to call them.
Of course, there are also people that are allergic to nuts, which I suppose creates a third category. To this I call in the spirit of the sad emoji.
But for the people like me, who LOVE the combination of chocolate and nuts, I give you the ultimate “cluster fuck” if you will: these stupid-easy vegan cashew clusters.
Seriously, anyone could make these, because they require absolutely no skill. Unless you count shoveling chocolate into your mouth hole a skill, then maybe you WILL need that.
However, I have full confidence that even a child could make these- they require only four ingredients and can be prepared in five minutes.
If that’s not simplicity in a nut shell, I don’t know what is.